Awkwardness

Yo.
Okay, I never say yo. But it's short. And it makes a point. The point now being?! Hello, I am somewhat of a gangster but really not at all! But in two letters!
Hardcore. I know.
Okay, I'm posting this because my cousin wants me to. So, hey cuz! Wazzup, man????
Okay, questions, questions...

What would be the first thing you would say if you met our current president of the US of A?

Okay, that one was random. But good, you have to admit!