Question- Is he dead, or just sleeping?
Hypothesis- He's dead.
What to do to find out- see if he
breathes
moves
has a heartbeat
Number one-
Does he breathe?
Conclusion
I shoved a mirror in his face. The mirror fogged up, and I got a black eye. Therefore, he breathes.
Number two-
Does he move?
Conclusion
I poked him. He kicked me in the face. Therefore, he moves.
Number three-
Does he have a heartbeat?
Conclusion
I checked him for a pulse. He woke up. He was angry. Therefore, he has a heartbeat.
Overall Conclusion-
He is alive.
Why?
I have evidence of him breathing, moving, and of his heart beating.
AKA, he woke up.
Therefore the lyric of the day is:
Are you dead or are you sleeping? -Satin in a Coffin. Modest Mouse.
Science lives!
Erm
Yes! The scientific method!
ReplyDelete"I poked him. He kicked me in the face. Therefore, he moves" XD